The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro is a large, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 80 million Haya-Nagatoroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Haya-Nagatoroan economy, worth 5.00 trillion pengins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,456 pengins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, pet rocks are sold by the pound, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haya-Nagatoro's national animal is the Senpai, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Haya-Nagatoro is ranked 79,762^nd in the world and 1,757^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.67 law-abiding acts per hour.