The Kingdom of Fleetariland is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 342 million Fleetarilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meran. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fleetarilandian economy, worth 31.8 trillion Złoties a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,963 Złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and everybody's got wood thanks to Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fleetariland's national animal is the Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fleetariland is ranked 70,476^th in the world and 1,536^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.07 law-abiding acts per hour.