The Kingdom of Geolapo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Simon Holmberg with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.96 billion Geolapoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lapokita. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geolapoan economy, worth 904 trillion Polas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,663 Polas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

School nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, and a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geolapo's national animal is the Tokalåra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Geolapoan Folk Religions.

Geolapo is ranked 249,555^th in the world and 614^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.