The Rogue Isles of Palman is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pharoah Hannibal Walker with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 24.517 billion Palmani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mercy Bay. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Palmani economy, worth a remarkable 4,385 trillion palls a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,883 palls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, and the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills. Crime is totally unknown. Palman's national animal is the gunni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Henotheism.

Palman is ranked 39,298^th in the world and 321^st in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.99 law-abiding acts per hour.