The Catatonic State of Cathamye is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kit Purr with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 6.151 billion Cats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cataplexy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth 830 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 134,941 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, moonshine has made a resurgence, visiting the best Feline restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cathamye's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is serenity.

Cathamye is ranked 11,257^th in the world and 150^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.05 law-abiding acts per hour.