The Almost Sinking Archipelago of Javaterra is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Oji The OG III with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.487 billion Javaterrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arunia. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Javaterran economy, worth 129 trillion Gulds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 51,920 Gulds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Javaterra's national animal is the Javan eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lumina.

Javaterra is ranked 53,970^th in the world and 395^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.18 law-abiding acts per hour.