The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.69 billion Seantonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore Trout. The average income tax rate is 52.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Seantonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,188 trillion armandalegs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 277,627 armandalegs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Seantonia's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Radical Skepticism.

Seantonia is ranked 145,248^th in the world and 649^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.55 law-abiding acts per hour.