The People's Republic of Romanopolska is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 183 million Romanopolskans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Romanopolskan economy, worth 14.5 trillion ropolsks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,971 ropolsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, and government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanopolska's national animal is the eurasian lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Romanopolska is ranked 179,578^th in the world and 3,290^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.