The Dictatorship of Russo-bydliya is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 119 million Russo-bydliyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The thriving Russo-bydliyan economy, worth 8.20 trillion palets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 68,919 palets, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,761 per year while the poor average 12,900, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Russo-bydliya's national animal is the SLON, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Russo-bydliya is ranked 270,668^th in the world and 5,269^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.63 average smiles per day.