The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic is a tiny, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16 million New Amerikan Republicians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The powerhouse New Amerikan Republician economy, worth 1.34 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 84,028 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 419,907 per year while the poor average 9,458, a ratio of 44.4 to 1.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, eminent domain has been abolished, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, and tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Amerikan Republic's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Amerikan Republic is ranked 12,503^rd in the world and 253^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 78,062.51 Standard Monetary Units.