The People's Republic of San Marsico is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, devout population of 258 million San Marsicoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roiwek. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient San Marsicoan economy, worth 12.0 trillion Kyixes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,541 Kyixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, San Marsico has designated Roiwek as its capital city, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, and 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Leader's new moniker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Marsico's national animal is the Savtik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Marsico is ranked 28,765^th in the world and 713^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 19.56 average smiles per day.