The Flor-Aussia of Floridian Australia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Florida Woman and Australia Man with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.212 billion Floridians Aussies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallahaberra. The average income tax rate is 17.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Floridian Aussie economy, worth 430 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 102,263 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Tallahaberra as a backdrop, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Floridian Australia's national animal is the Crocodiles, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Valsora RP.

Floridian Australia is ranked 245,979^th in the world and 4,263^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.