The Bison and Belgian King of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dear Sovereign Javad Nazeri with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 11.363 billion Humanists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haval. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humanist economy, worth a remarkable 1,820 trillion Bison Stacks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,221 Bison Stacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, it's illegal to be caught on tape, Dear Sovereign Javad Nazeri claims to be the epitome of family values, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich's national animal is the Easunian Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich is ranked 69,437^th in the world and 1,409^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 440.55 on the Clooney Contribution Index.