The Republic of Texaria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Iyun' Savon with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 10.195 billion Texarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austinia. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Texarian economy, worth 613 trillion Texarian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,162 Texarian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large areas of Texaria are not accessible by the public, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, trespassers entering President Iyun' Savon's office are immediately vaporized, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texaria's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Texaria is ranked 56,050^th in the world and 1,108^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 555.61 on the Clooney Contribution Index.