The Democratic Republic of Monezambique is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pinuno with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.06 billion Monezambiqueans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertad. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monezambiquean economy, worth a remarkable 2,240 trillion tararas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,576 tararas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Monezambiquean selfishness. Crime is totally unknown. Monezambique's national animal is the bleeding iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Monezambique is ranked 193,971^st in the world and 3,580^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.