The Imperial Socio-Cybersynacy of Aaecilia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Nautilus VIII with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.216 billion Aaecilians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ignis Centra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aaecilian economy, worth a remarkable 6,624 trillion Imperial Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 327,673 Imperial Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aaecilia's national animal is the Aecilian Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aaecilia is ranked 586^th in the world and 30^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 189.47 law-abiding acts per hour.