The Holy Empire of Rommanda is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.991 billion Rommandans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Greater Parusia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rommandan economy, worth an astonishing 18,322 trillion Caguamas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 704,958 Caguamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, the might of the entire Rommandan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and Rommanda isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rommanda's national animal is the Mazacuata, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Los consejos de Caguaman.

Rommanda is ranked 289,802^nd in the world and 11,294^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -627.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.