The People's Republic of Constervatania is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.286 billion Constervatanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amoratia. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Constervatanian economy, worth 664 trillion Constervatanian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is 91,225 Constervatanian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, the World People's Republic Games have been won again by Constervatania as no other country cares enough to compete, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest. Crime is totally unknown. Constervatania's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Constervatania is ranked 32,770^th in the world and 717^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.26 law-abiding acts per hour.