Population | 14.128 billion |
Capital | Võlatsk |
Leader | Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv |
Faith | Welfarism |
Currency | danirtsk |
Animal | marmot |
The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.128 billion Pakotskì enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 4,038 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,856 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, and high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.
Pakitsk is ranked 336th in the world and 6th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 217.91 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
- : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
- : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
- : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
- : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
World Assembly
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