The Pacific Republic of Talitoa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jarnet Billings with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.746 billion Talitoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takkatok. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Talitoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,446 trillion Talios a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,693 Talios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, conspiracy theorists allege Takkatok's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talitoa's national animal is the Oarfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Zelionism.

Talitoa is ranked 1,317^th in the world and 26^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 160.87 law-abiding acts per hour.