The Empire of Komiker Mawrysharken is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Trajan with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 8.62 billion Komiker Mawrysharkenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Komiker Mawrysharkenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,219 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 257,481 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, citizens must pay to enjoy Komiker Mawrysharken's pristine beaches, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Komiker Mawrysharken's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Komiker Mawrysharken is ranked 8,827^th in the world and 209^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,851.52 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.