Population | 5.613 billion |
Capital | Thurston |
Leader | King Frederick I |
Faith | Church of Thurland |
Currency | Thurlandian Shilling |
Animal | Stag |
The Kingdom of Thurland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Frederick I with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.613 billion Thurlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thurston. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Thurlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,498 trillion Thurlandian Shillings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 267,020 Thurlandian Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, and the nation has always been at war with Moltovea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thurland's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Thurland.
Thurland is ranked 4,182nd in the world and 106th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.9 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thurland endorsed The Kingdom of Vussul.
- : Thurland endorsed The Disputed Territories of Gem.
- : Thurland was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Gem.
- : Thurland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Thurland published "Factbook: Habervon Unitary State" (Account: Diplomacy).
- : Following new legislation in Thurland, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
- : Following new legislation in Thurland, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
- : Thurland was endorsed by The Autonomous Confederation of Karcovshkie.
- : Thurland endorsed The Autonomous Confederation of Karcovshkie.
- : Thurland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 152 » New Leganes, Pakitsk, Aivintis, East Malaysia, A mean old man, Hizuru, Spiruvania, Empire of Dabiristan, Bai Lung, Anfair, Axdel, Adolanta, Danelaw Scandinavia, Roliganistan, Grossvietnam, Lyontisia, Kaigi, Enlil, Centrical Union, Order of the Saint Dumas, Saxolum, Asendavia, Kucia, Caymarnia, Barfleur, Trimmania, The Empire of Rijelv, Aeljae, Modra, Packilvania, Lanagon, Talitoa, Kriov, Clarence-Voslage, Under Upper Antartica, Cacnesia, Ridann, Pekweng, Drunken Seal Islands, Elejamie, Dorles, Tshana, A Slanted Black Stripe, Kurikia, Fellon, Unger under over, Pledonia, Duracell, Isahaak, Narinoland, and 102 others.Ripsylvania, Lurolona, Greater Dunlain, Euricanis, New Bradenia Ghost, Verconia, Lointland, Mestov, The Three States of Fortuna, Blobbo, Lantros, The Soviet Texas Union, Adavan, Kangarawa, Sandboxford, ReeK, Sansangra, Kelssek, Iodinia, Mardom, Seri Tai Republic, Agave, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Quintusterra, Lundenia, West Elyria, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Marlands, Impia Aghte, Kylondia, Estande, Brethren, Abtracnt, New Sandsnionion, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Atrocha, The Holy Rat, Wakeopolis, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, New Gehenna, CheeseBurrito, Cymru Broadcasters, Anthonyland, Vilender, Romanoddle Republic, Bobadyk, Marrabuk, Kavanos, Vaskeden, Neratica, OhCraplakistan, Azosd, Avana Kreig, Lunma Un, Malvekia, Akimera, Murshan, Unitria, La Xinga, Aversaria Aautokrata, Nova Avalona, Roissyland, Tassirion, Dwightica, Alleramica, BearStackof2015, Troc, Evrigenis, Khusja, Myehn, Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Compton-Conway, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, Angbo, Dremaur, Evdon, Hieggary, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, The Holy Caltro, Liberatarianism, Dvaorla, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Kadekoland, Stellar Colonies, NewImperia, Konyai, Grimmerdhore, Kyrisland, Opyra, Arleat, Reynar, and Gem.