The Republic of Bharrat is a very large, genial nation, notable for its national health service, public floggings, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 132 million Bharratians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 12.9%.

The Bharratian economy, worth 8.69 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,833 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, equality looks curiously unequal, and the tightness of border controls in Bharrat leave a little to be desired. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bharrat's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bharrat is ranked 122,752^nd in the world and 3,392^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.