The Commonwealth of Rex Republic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jmasrus with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.213 billion Rex Republicians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rexburg. The average income tax rate is 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rex Republician economy, worth a remarkable 5,133 trillion Rexes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 231,105 Rexes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Rex Republic isn't what it used to be, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rex Republic's national animal is the Arapaima, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bite Me.

Rex Republic is ranked 5,080^th in the world and 246^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.33 law-abiding acts per hour.