The United Communes of Eurocom is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.918 billion Eurocoms are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurocom economy, worth 560 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 192,198 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, Eurocom has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurocom's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Eurocom is ranked 3,687^th in the world and 179^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.57 law-abiding acts per hour.