The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.813 billion Texaskans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth 453 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 161,050 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Texaskan mussels the biggest in The North Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texaska is ranked 293,207^th in the world and 6,554^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 32.12 law-abiding acts per hour.