Population | 3.222 billion |
Capital | Subequatorial nation capital |
Leader | Billy fish-sticks |
Faith | Fishism |
Currency | Hougle |
Animal | Communist |
The Free Land of FishTo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Billy fish-sticks with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.222 billion FishToans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subequatorial nation capital. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The FishToan economy, worth 186 trillion Hougles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,014 Hougles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FishTo's national animal is the Communist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fishism.
FishTo is ranked 57,387th in the world and 1,262nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,828.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : FishTo was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : FishTo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : FishTo was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : FishTo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Influential, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : FishTo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : FishTo was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : FishTo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : FishTo was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : FishTo was endorsed by The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
- : FishTo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 68 » The Ark of Survival, Ebonhand, Aidenfieeld, Asarana, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Emagination, Nowa Europa, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Belschaft, Goldnation, Eleuthelrium, Bawkie, Arscanesia, Empire of Pekoland, Curlyhoward, Blipp, America Gone Wrong, Ever Testing, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Sporaltryus, Altnavia, Hadrex, Great Lothian, Los Lonley Boys, The Worst army of, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, East Endia, Chernaya Zvezda, Tsunamy, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Rebel-topia, Tepertopia, Mercian Legions, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, The Weirdo, Legosia, HawkoFon, Aodhan, PenguinPies, Amerion, Nakayo, Dun Frest, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, Lupusterra, and 18 others.Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, BEEstreetz, Mardunia, Great Scapula, Hacrela, Albend, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, and Meglomania.