Population | 958 million |
Capital | The Zoo's Monkey Exhibit |
Leader | Monocle Man |
Currency | cheese |
Animal | exotic cheese toucan |
The Holy Cheesedom of Swiss Cheese Wheel is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Monocle Man with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 958 million tricycles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Zoo's Monkey Exhibit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.
The powerhouse tricycleian economy, worth 116 trillion cheeses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,583 cheeses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 463,911 per year while the poor average 22,044, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.
Homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in the South Pacific, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, and weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Swiss Cheese Wheel's national animal is the exotic cheese toucan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Swiss Cheese Wheel is ranked 295,155th in the world and 5,704th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 14.56 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel was endorsed by The Empire of Fotshar.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Gwandalis.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel was endorsed by The United States of Poguelands.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Swiss Cheese Wheel lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 229 » Ebonhand, United Weale Eartios, Drystar, Sporaltryus, Aina O Na Pua, Goldnation, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, The Weirdo, Amerion, Emagination, Empire of Pekoland, Bohenia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Aidenfieeld, Bawkie, Asarana, Eleuthelrium, Arlandias, Arscanesia, Blipp, America Gone Wrong, Cofrosia, Ever Testing, Land Without Shrimp, Curlyhoward, Belschaft, Volaworand, Wehraboos, Altnavia, Hadrex, Tanyaland, Swenfia 2, South Venison, Great Lothian, The Two Jerseys, Ostavaria, Kiasu-ism, Great Scapula, No moking, Jehenna, Bear Connors Paradiso, Linden Oak, Darakin, Tepertopia, The Solar System Scope, Privatore, Havenwelle, Pamela And Hepatitis, Rebel-topia, Nowa Europa, and 179 others.Kholdan, Soem, Atomic Garden, Maeiland, ANuadh, Dakalian, Hazahmkong, Skaladoria, Corpoterra, Sumina, Frairrisburg, Hacrela, Zanforadon, Antarctic Empires, Dun Frest, Afria Thebel, North Pernambuco, Tigrulia, Ferristia, Phyakaran, Nova Montron, MLSWOOD, United States of Belvaria, Southern Numenor, Walloonia, Las Filipina, Gonthavnor, Gradivus Albiorix, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Explodeingtnt, Purisect, Of the european socialist republics, Legosia, Auviantan Outh Islands, New-Javarra, Aquila Audax, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Venezia Pacifica, Amerinsca, Myhomecountry, Nomayuki, Democates, Bavaristan, The Ark of Survival, Astriva, Dausuva, Tvania, Great Ostanian Republic, Greater Pardonia, Sordandia, Pabtlau, Non-Believers, Yellunstryer, Isokenzar, Eriaco, A leftover country, Merda Magna, Eritria, New Maxta, The Achericend, Sanctum Resurgence, Unojo, Lynxaion, Zaelith, Fasire, Rad Asia, Cerespasia, Greater Lamero, Karlsburgh, Republic Empire of Japan, Itani, Monolandia, The Ginger Lands, Avastotz, 0200-Gamma, The real Ireland, Bleakfoot, Ugranda, Societyland, Ammehoela, Chernaya Zvezda, Lilli Lands, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Ferfulesse, Doraya, Republic of Rhode Island, Siberia union, Los Lonley Boys, Calistan, Koros, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Seythennia, Menesynchro, Shefino, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Sanden, Nill Vill, IndustroMiliComplex, Mittero, Agilenion, Baxingtull, Canmore, Andinla, Doundaly, Unielvan Millorvium, The Filippinas, Bloonation, New Anterea, Sautu, USNE2018, Imperium Sempiternum, Pepoland, Froshar, Danny McGlurk, Jammlandia, Nordrune, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Ferrumetlapis, Skwar, North Kanuckistan, Farelonia, Liyue City, Ordogomenistan, Forearza, Eden Novae, Myness, Zephyriana, Deerp, PsiCorps, Aurcania, East Endia, Inner Albania, Espiritual, Noimosini, Differences-In-Differences, Tsunamy, Petea, Greater Tern, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Valles Stellarum, Morian, Abarri, Originia, Springwalla, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb, Bogani, PenguinPies, Jontum, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Nakayo, Lupusterra, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, Beneti, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Albend, Sedunn, Anchors Islands, Ductape, 7 Trees, Emus and Papayas, Stelmund, Haya-Nagatoro, Poguelands, Gwandalis, Meglomania, and New Amerikan Republic.