The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.581 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 2,989 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 282,534 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 979,355 per year while the poor average 59,505, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand, Worst arman-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 15,355^th in the world and 333^rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.96 law-abiding acts per hour.