The Empire of Madzapun is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 225 million Maçćlõũgh are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Maçaiyḩ economy, worth 9.51 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 42,268 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, on-duty Air Madzapun flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Madzapun's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Madzapun is ranked 60,807^th in the world and 1,832^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.