Population | 1.491 billion |
Capital | Nostaw |
Leader | Biggus Dickus |
Currency | Dollarbuck |
Animal | Plapitypuss |
The United Socialist States of Bedsonya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Biggus Dickus with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 1.491 billion Bedsonyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nostaw. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bedsonyan economy, worth 198 trillion Dollarbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,273 Dollarbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, there's a bright dawn ahead for Bedsonya, and the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bedsonya's national animal is the Plapitypuss, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bedsonya is ranked 8,335th in the world and 381st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.77 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bedsonya, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
- : Following new legislation in Bedsonya, there's a bright dawn ahead for Bedsonya.
- : Following new legislation in Bedsonya, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
- : Following new legislation in Bedsonya, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in Bedsonya, third world countries are rich in "I Love Nostaw" t-shirts.
- : Bedsonya was endorsed by The Republic of Minilands.
- : Bedsonya was endorsed by The Republic of Gildenshtuck.
- : Bedsonya voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Bedsonya voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Bedsonya was endorsed by The Empire of XST.
World Assembly
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