Population | 5.75 billion |
Capital | Südwaldstadt |
Leader | Bundeskanzler Lutz Ostwalder |
Currency | Walder |
Animal | Baummarder |
The Republic of Nordwald is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bundeskanzler Lutz Ostwalder with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.75 billion Nordwaldians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Südwaldstadt. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Nordwaldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Walders a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,668 Walders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Bundeskanzler Lutz Ostwalder's bedroom, they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordwald's national animal is the Baummarder, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nordwald is ranked 5,190th in the world and 227th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 166 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end.
- : Nordwald was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Darkanistan.
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed.
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Bundeskanzler Lutz Ostwalder's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die.
- : Nordwald endorsed The World of Simone Republic.
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, there's more than one way to skin a diplomat.
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
- : Nordwald was endorsed by The World of Simone Republic.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 65 » The New Oceanic States, Neptunian Military Administration, Republiqueducroissant, Francois Isidore, Petronellania, Ethnon, Bodhisva, Laurendon, Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Shibutani, Kwaj, Corfad, Yaorozu, Germanic Cat, Bedsonya, New Atlantico, Zelenaya Dolina, Marlducro, PlanetMercury, New Lakemba, United Kahndaq, Arostica, Varisland, Dreadton, United Orange Valley States, Russila, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Kainin, North Bratislava, Castle In Confidence, PwRepublic, Laforeia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Aerilia, IC-Water, Davidianian, Rex Republic, Aoncarpa, Bagojo, CyberEgypt, Pribaltic Union, PotatoFarmers, Dillimore, Suvarnavarta, Jenha, Eralan, Armonker, Zandos, Arucaria, and 15 others.Lionsroar, Ereena, Omnistria, Zerentopia, Ishtimbine, Notyoutopia, Oannia, Halsoni, Former English Colony, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Esperonia, Chipoli, Simone Republic, and Darkanistan.