The Syndicalist Federation of Zelenaya Dolina is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Council of the Cantons with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.888 billion Dolinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artyopolis - Houkulani. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dolinian economy, worth 446 trillion Pacific Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,868 Pacific Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Zelenaya Dolina's radio stations, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zelenaya Dolina's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Zelenaya Dolina is ranked 19,840^th in the world and 755^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.88 law-abiding acts per hour.