The Republic of Caqada is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 111 million Caqadans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.4%.

The very strong Caqadan economy, worth 8.33 trillion canadian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 75,072 canadian dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

They say that Leader's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share beaver memes rather than government policy, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caqada's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Caqada is ranked 90,788^th in the world and 2,355^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,262.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.