The Federation of Gewisse is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.596 billion West Saxons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Exeter. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gewissean economy, worth a remarkable 2,141 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,009 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, being dead no longer has any benefits, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gewisse's national animal is the Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gewisse is ranked 13,018^th in the world and 162^nd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.61 law-abiding acts per hour.