The Incorporated States of Ironica Butterfly is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Profitt with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 14.945 billion Ironica Butterflyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ironica Butterflyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion aurelias a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,259 aurelias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ironica Butterfly's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ironica Butterfly is ranked 129,423^rd in the world and 602^nd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.92 law-abiding acts per hour.