The Free Land of Mixton is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by almohannad abdalla with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.139 billion Mixtonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of mixton city. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mixtonian economy, worth 405 trillion US dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,064 US dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mixton's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Mixton is ranked 272,428^th in the world and 5,621^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -257.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.