The Oppressed Peoples of Vasectomopoly is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 502 million Vasectomopolyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The powerhouse Vasectomopolyian economy, worth 34.1 trillion Snips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 68,022 Snips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,199 per year while the poor average 6,926, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.

Blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest, home renovation projects take decades to complete, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, and body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vasectomopoly's national animal is the Puppy Monkey Baby, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vasectomopoly is ranked 226,610^th in the world and 4,358^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 6.19 average smiles per day.