The Warmongering Scaredy Cats of Pacifist Cowards is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a drunk northerner with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.039 billion Cowards hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peaceful Glade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cowardly economy, worth a remarkable 5,148 trillion shiny things a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 270,410 shiny things, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign despots proudly bandstand on Cowardly airwaves, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Pacifist Cowards's national animal is the peaceful herbivore, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Opiates.

Pacifist Cowards is ranked 255^th in the world and 3^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 7,567.66 on the Clooney Contribution Index.