The Federation of Seri Tai Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tahn Punum Ben with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.23 billion Honorary Tai Citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seri Siri Manangkhasila. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tai economy, worth a remarkable 3,118 trillion Seri Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 277,683 Seri Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tahn Punum Ben lives life on the open road - complete with groupies, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, contestants on Seri Tai Republic's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seri Tai Republic's national animal is the Stallion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is One truth.

Seri Tai Republic is ranked 2,657^th in the world and 56^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,670.56 on the Clooney Contribution Index.