The World Commune of The Armed Savages is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Doge with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 11.352 billion Savages are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savage sector. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Savagesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,827 trillion Arms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,020 Arms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in The Armed Savages and have breakfast in Bigtopia, torture is illegal, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Savages's national animal is the Dark dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Supremacy Of Balance.

The Armed Savages is ranked 7,608^th in the world and 181^st in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,660.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.