The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Federal president with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.916 billion Berzerkistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Berzerkistanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,456 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 559,056 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, belief that Federal president is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republic of Berzerkistan's national animal is the Eagel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Berzerkistan is ranked 347^th in the world and 7^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 216.86 law-abiding acts per hour.