The Kingdom of Vilender is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Haemus II Athanasiadis with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 4.773 billion Vilenderians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atreum. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vilenderian economy, worth 533 trillion Crons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,809 Crons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, bike rage is all the rage, the Vilender Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilender's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vilender is ranked 20,960^th in the world and 461^st in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.1 law-abiding acts per hour.