Population | 17.142 billion |
Capital | Imperial City of Perchan |
Leader | Kaiser-Meister Grimald von Barschan |
Faith | Perchanian Reformation Church |
Currency | Imperial Perchmark |
Animal | Perchanian Bear |
The Imperial City and Hinterland of Perchan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kaiser-Meister Grimald von Barschan with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.142 billion Perchanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City of Perchan. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Perchanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,935 trillion Imperial Perchmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,256 Imperial Perchmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Feeling like a winner comes at a price, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perchan's national animal is the Perchanian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Perchanian Reformation Church.
Perchan is ranked 286,408th in the world and 11,070th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -475.93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Perchan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Perchan was endorsed by The Egalitarian Republic of Frasuly.
- : Perchan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Perchan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Perchan was endorsed by The Republic of Abulagomas.
- : Perchan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Perchan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Perchan was endorsed by The Sultanate of Caellip Major.
- : Perchan was endorsed by Rohida.
- : Perchan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 43 » Treadwellia, New Rogernomics, Axixic, Aaecilia, Aigania, Burning Pants, Rommanda, Marcellinople, Port Flynt, Rangers Brotherhood, The New California Republic, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Guiness Freaks, General Mike, Darkium, Auralon, The Celestial Lands, Nova Zemlya, Meat Sandwich, Tinbo, Dhan, Custadia, Aletian, Leonism, The Sigometh Dynasty, Debussy, The Gelseen Hegemony, Fluffiness, Xalivstonia, Darqas, Pepe Pip, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Malororia, Enkowshe, Steel Vagabonds, Oppalli, MilkyWay, Wang Yao, Literian, Juba, Caellip Major, Abulagomas, and Frasuly.