The Republic of Ecnalubma is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 50 million Ecnalubmen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ecnalubman economy, worth 2.16 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,235 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, the nation leads The North Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, and most barbers are also surgeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ecnalubma's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ecnalubma is ranked 230,142^nd in the world and 4,959^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.