The Constitutional Lah Dynasty of Singaporen Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Triangaporen Empire with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, enslaved workforce, and parental licensing program. The cynical, devout population of 1.847 billion Singaporeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Singaporean economy, worth 225 trillion Singaporean dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,315 Singaporean dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, atheists are heavily taxed, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Merlah Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singaporen Empire's national animal is the Merlion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lahism.

Singaporen Empire is ranked 188,799^th in the world and 4,245^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.