The Kingdom of Zenetia is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 192 million Zenetians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The strong Zenetian economy, worth 11.3 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,096 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zenetia's national animal is the Humans, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zenetia is ranked 122,172^nd in the world and 3,364^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.