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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,254thMost Devout: 11,056thBest Weather: 14,797th
The Planet of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Barbarella

Population2.071 billion

CapitalSogo
LeaderBlack Queen
FaithLove

Currencygold coins
Animalunicorn

The Planet of Barbarella is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Black Queen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.071 billion Barbarellianos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sogo. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Barbarellan economy, worth 237 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,673 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barbarella's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Love.

Barbarella is ranked 18,384th in the world and 401st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.07 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,254thMost Devout: 11,056thBest Weather: 14,797thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 18,384thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,891stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,357thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,216thMost Authoritarian: 21,852ndHealthiest Citizens: 23,012thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,594thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,330thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,005thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,014thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,700th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 154th in the regionMost Devout: 236th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 332nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 394th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 401st in the regionBest Weather: 415th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 436th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 452nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 502nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 552nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Barbarella, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Barbarella, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Barbarella, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
  • : Following new legislation in Barbarella, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Barbarella, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Barbarella voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
  • : Barbarella voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
  • : Barbarella was endorsed by The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
  • : Barbarella was endorsed by The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia.
  • : Barbarella was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.

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