The Queendom of Magna Dea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen of the Night with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, disturbing lack of elderly people, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.361 billion Magna Deane are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Templum Proserpinae. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Magna Dean economy, worth 165 trillion Proserpinas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,856 Proserpinas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater, war criminals are given full state funerals, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magna Dea's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Submis Noctis.

Magna Dea is ranked 292,746^th in the world and 5,617^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.2 average smiles per day.