The Theocratic State of Phyakaran is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.26 billion Phyakaranis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taekiing. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Phyakarani economy, worth 337 trillion Nyars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,500 Nyars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, and electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Phyakaran's national animal is the Kaalrera Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mahayana Buddhism.

Phyakaran is ranked 33,293^rd in the world and 770^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.99 law-abiding acts per hour.